Our Candles with sayings are amazing

100 % organic and vegan

Our scented candles are vegan and made from organic soy wax. None of our products have or ever will be tested on animals.

handmade with loving care

Our candles are handmade with the utmost care. Every candle – and every fragrance – is unique.

Natural ingredients only

We only use natural ingredients, with high-quality essential oils and the very best herbs.

Ultra long burn time

Since we use only the finest soy wax, candle guy candles burn for over 70 hours.

Funny Candles People Can’t Get Enough Of

🎁 A popular gift choice!

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I love you for your personality." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | I love you for your personality. But that dick is a huge bonus.

$ 24.90

🎁 A popular gift choice!

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Thanks for all the orgasms." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | Thanks for all the orgasms.

$ 24.90

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Cocaine & Hookers" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | Cocaine & Hookers

$ 24.90

🎁 A popular gift choice!

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I Love Your Face - beetween legs" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | I Love Your Face Especially When It’s In Between My Legs

$ 24.90

🎁 A popular gift choice!

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Light me when you want a BJ." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | Light me when you want a BJ.

$ 24.90

🎁 A popular gift choice!

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I fucking love you." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | I fucking love you and I love fucking you.

$ 24.90

🎁 A popular gift choice!

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I like you for your personality - dick" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | I like you for your personality. But that dick is a huge bonus.

$ 24.90

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Have a nice poop." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | Have a nice poop.

$ 24.90

🎁 A popular gift choice!

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "You're my favorite thing to do." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | You’re my favorite thing to do.

$ 24.90

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Hookers & Blow" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | Hookers & Blow

$ 24.90

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I'd bury a bitch for you." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | I’d bury a bitch for you.

$ 24.90

Discover our bestselling quote candle: "When this candle is lit lick my clit." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Candle with Saying | When this candle is lit lick my clit.

$ 24.90

Funny Candles for any occasion

Love

Sex

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Message

Birthday

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FAST SHIPPING

We ship all orders within two business days. Your candle will be delivered after 2-3 days. And shipping is free for orders over $59.

EASY RETURNS

If the candle you ordered does not quite meet your taste, you can easily return it to us within 30 days free of charge.

SUPERIOR SERVICE

We are always happy to help! If you have any question please do not hesitate to contact us. We promise to reply within 24 hours.

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Why People Love Our Funny Candles

Funny Candles That Actually Smell Amazing

Sea Salt & Orchid

You are lying on the beach. Waves crash in the background while the soft, warm [...]

Sandalwood Amber

A candle fragrance that wraps the room in deep, sensual warmth. It opens with a [...]

Blanc

Not a cloud in the sky and no wind. No human being in the streets. [...]

White Sage & Lavender

It’s summer in the south of France, and the lavender fields are blooming in Provence. [...]

Fir Balsam

sense of peace envelops you. “N° 3 Cypress & Bayberry” features notes of cypress, moss, [...]

Floral Fruity

A candle fragrance that feels like stepping into a lush, sun-warmed garden at the edge [...]

Clean Cotton

The luxury of slipping into a freshly-made bed. The comforting aroma of linen-dried sheets on [...]

About the King of Funny Candles

Michael Murphy, founder of Candle Guy, sitting next to a table with handmade scented candles featuring cheeky quotes in glass jars.

I am the original candle guy.

Time and again, people ask me how I came up with the idea for candle guy. The story is simple: I saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered “Why can’t that candle be like me? “Sexy, environmentally-focused, appealing to the senses, and the right combination of funny and inappropriate. From there, candle guy was born.

If you have any question or feedback feel free to contact me!

Michael James Murphy

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