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100 % organic and vegan
Our scented candles are vegan and made from organic soy wax. None of our products have or ever will be tested on animals.
handmade with loving care
Our candles are handmade with the utmost care. Every candle – and every fragrance – is unique.
Natural ingredients only
We only use natural ingredients, with high-quality essential oils and the very best herbs.
Ultra long burn time
Since we use only the finest soy wax, candle guy candles burn for over 70 hours.
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Funny Candles That Actually Smell Amazing
White Tea
On the beach in Bali, you are meditating with a cup of tea in your [...]
Sweet Orange & Sriracha
Different. Unique. Phenomenal. “N° 9 Sweet Orange & Sriracha” is the fragrance of extravagance! The [...]
Sea Salt & Orchid
You are lying on the beach. Waves crash in the background while the soft, warm [...]
Peppered Passion Fruit
A candle fragrance that truly redefines exotic indulgence. It begins with a lively and energetic [...]
Christmas
A classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping [...]
Blanc
Not a cloud in the sky and no wind. No human being in the streets. [...]
White Sage & Lavender
It’s summer in the south of France, and the lavender fields are blooming in Provence. [...]
Cypress & Bayberry
sense of peace envelops you. “N° 3 Cypress & Bayberry” features notes of cypress, moss, [...]
Cranberry Apple
Cranberry Apple is a luscious blend of tart cranberries, juicy apples, and spice. Top notes [...]
Coconut Cream
A delightfully decadent candle fragrance that tantalizes the senses. The journey begins with an exotic [...]
Clean Cotton
The luxury of slipping into a freshly-made bed. The comforting aroma of linen-dried sheets on [...]
Cinnamon Vanilla
The full-bodied scent of cinnamon complements the sweet, creamy vanilla accords to create our classic, [...]
Black Currant & Jasmine
It’s a late summer day. The flowers are blooming, the light is golden, and the [...]
Black Sea
Welcome to the Black Sea. Our “N° 12 Black Sea” fragrance is as dark, seductive, [...]
Cashmere Plum
This fragrance is like a hug. A cozy sense of warmth awaits, washing over you [...]
Apple Harvest
Beneath the summer sun in all its glory, you are lying in the grass beside [...]
About the King of Funny Candles
I am the original candle guy.
Time and again, people ask me how I came up with the idea for candle guy. The story is simple: I saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered “Why can’t that candle be like me? “Sexy, environmentally-focused, appealing to the senses, and the right combination of funny and inappropriate. From there, candle guy was born.
If you have any question or feedback feel free to contact me!
Michael James Murphy
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