Our candles make for the perfect graduation gift! All candles are made of 100% soy wax. Our high-quality essential oils guarantee a long burn time and deliver an intense yet soothing fragrance.
CUSTOM CANDLE
$ 25.00
Our Funny Candles with Sayings Are Simply Awesome
At candle guy, our candles are more than just a pretty flame. Every candle with saying combines bold messages with intense scents and top-tier quality. Whether you’re looking for a funny candle to make someone laugh or a cheeky gift with attitude – you’re in the right place.
Our candles don’t just smell fantastic – they last forever (well, almost). Each one burns for up to 70 hours. That’s 70 hours of good vibes, great scent, and pure soy wax goodness. No crap, no compromises. Just 100% natural soy wax, pressed from soybean oil under high pressure – slow-burning, clean, and completely soot-free.
We don’t mess around with additives or colorants. At candle guy, purity isn’t a feature – it’s our standard. And when it comes to fragrance? Only high-quality essential oils make the cut. That’s how we pack every funny candle with scent power and keep it real – inside and out.
Looking for the perfect candle with saying? You just found it.
Questions and Answers
Order & Shipping
How long does the shipping take?
All orders are processed the next business day. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. After we've shipped your candle USPS usually delivers within 2 - 3 business days.
How much is shipping?
Free shipping on alle orders over $59
Shipping is $4.90
How can I pay?
You can choose between different payment methods like PayPal, AmazonPay, credit card, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Afterpay.
How do I return a candle?
Returns are always free of charge.
We hope you like our candle guy scented candles. If for any reason you are not satisfied or don't like the scent, you have the option to return the candles to us within 30 days of receipt for a full refund.
Candles
What kind of wax are your candles made of?
Our candles are made of soy wax and are therefore completely environmental friendly and vegan. Unlike other manufacturers, our candles are made from 100% soy wax (no blend).
What ingredients are in the candle?
We only use natural ingredients, with high-quality essential oils and the very best herbs. In our scented candles are no dyes or other additives. 100% pure nature.
Where do you produce your candles?
We produce all candles in California. Each fragrance recipe is individually mixed by us and the candles are poured by hand.
When should a candle be burned?
We recommend using the candle within a year. Otherwise, the intensity of the fragrance may be affected.
The Best Place to Get a Funny Candle
100 % ORGANIC AND VEGAN
Our scented candles are vegan and made from organic soy wax. None of our products have or ever will be tested on animals.
HANDMADE WITH LOVING CARE
Our candles are handmade with the utmost care. Every candle – and every fragrance – is unique.
NATURAL INGREDIENTS ONLY
We only use natural ingredients, with high-quality essential oils and the very best herbs.
SPECIAL AND UNIQUE
Blend your favorite scent with an appealing design to create your very own scented candle!
About the King of Funny Candles
I am the original candle guy.
Time and again, people ask me how I came up with the idea for candle guy. The story is simple: I saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered “Why can’t that candle be like me?” Sexy, environmentally-focused, appealing to the senses, and the right combination of funny and inappropriate. From there, candle guy was born.
If you have any question or feedback feel free to contact me!
Michael James Murphy
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