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Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.
Best fucking boyfriend ever
Just a reminder that I am the gift. Sincerely, your girlfriend.
I Would Totally Hang Out With You Even If We Weren’t Getting ...
I’m pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
A Candle For My Best Bitch
I’m Glad You’re As Weird As Me
If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit by me
You’re stuck with me now.
Booze & Besties
Best fucking girlfriend ever
Just a reminder that I am the gift. Sincerely, your boyfriend.
A Candle For My Best Friend
Alone, not lonely.
My boyfriend hates candles. This one is a compromise.