Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.
Best fucking boyfriend ever
Just a reminder that I am the gift. Sincerely, your girlfriend.
I Would Totally Hang Out With You Even If We Weren’t Getting ...
A Candle For My Best Bitch
I’m pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit by me
I’m Glad You’re As Weird As Me
You’re stuck with me now.
Booze & Besties
Best fucking girlfriend ever
Just a reminder that I am the gift. Sincerely, your boyfriend.
A Candle For My Best Friend
Alone, not lonely.
My boyfriend hates candles. This one is a compromise.
