Funny Alcohol Candles – Gifts for Wine & Beer Lovers

Bring bar vibes home with our alcohol-inspired candles. Each candle with saying captures the spirit of your favorite drink—think whiskey warmth, rum sweetness, and citrusy cocktail notes. These funny candles and quote candles make great gifts for drink lovers, home bartenders, bachelor parties, or anyone who appreciates a playful twist on classic scents. Bold aromas, clean burn, and a wink of humor in every jar.

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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Hookers & Blow" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Hookers & Blow

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Covers the smell of weed." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

This scented candle covers the smell of weed.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Please don't do coke in the bathroom." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Please don’t do coke in the bathroom.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "If I'm lit it's time for wine." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

If I’m lit it’s time for wine.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "If I'm lit it's time for a beer." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

If I’m lit it’s time for a beer.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "It's never too early for wine." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

It’s never too early for wine.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Save water drink wine." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Save water drink wine.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I bought you a bottle of wine." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

I bought you a bottle of wine but I drank it.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Education is important." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Education is important. But beer is importanter.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Red wine all fucking day." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Red wine all fucking day.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Just get drunk, he'll be cuter." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Just get drunk, he’ll be cuter.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Light when dad needs a beer." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Light when dad needs a beer.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "You're the one I text when I'm drunk." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

You’re the one I text when I’m drunk. That’s love.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Where is the wine?" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Where is the wine?

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Two beer or not two beer." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Two beer or not two beer, that’s the question.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "It's wine o'clock" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

It’s wine o’clock

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Rose all fucking day." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Rose all fucking day.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "White wine all fucking day." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

White wine all fucking day.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Wine not?" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Wine not?

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Please don't do coke on my balcony." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Please don’t do coke on my balcony.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Please don't do coke on my porch." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Please don’t do coke on my porch.

$ 24.90
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