Explore the candles everyone can’t stop talking about. This collection highlights our top-rated scents, viral funny candles, and most-loved candles with sayings. Whether you want something universally adored or guaranteed to make someone laugh, these bestselling picks never disappoint.

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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I love you for your personality." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

I love you for your personality. But that dick is a huge bonus.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Thanks for all the orgasms." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Thanks for all the orgasms.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Cocaine & Hookers" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Cocaine & Hookers

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I Love Your Face - beetween legs" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

I Love Your Face Especially When It’s In Between My Legs

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Light me when you want a BJ." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Light me when you want a BJ.

$ 24.90
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Personalized Candle with your Custom Message

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Mom, life is hard." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Mom, life is hard. But at least your children aren’t ugly.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Mother of the fucking year." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Mother of the fucking year.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I fucking love you." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

I fucking love you and I love fucking you.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I like you for your personality - dick" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

I like you for your personality. But that dick is a huge bonus.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "You're my favorite thing to do." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

You’re my favorite thing to do.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Have a nice poop." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Have a nice poop.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "When this candle is lit lick my clit." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

When this candle is lit lick my clit.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Hookers & Blow" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Hookers & Blow

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I'd bury a bitch for you." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

I’d bury a bitch for you.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I can see you cumming in my hair tonight" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

I can see you cumming in my hair tonight.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "When this candle is lit" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

When this candle is lit give me that dick.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Mom's last nerve Oh look.." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Mom’s last nerve Oh look…. it’s on fire!

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Covers the smell of weed." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

This scented candle covers the smell of weed.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Having me as a daughter." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Having me as a daughter is really the only gift you need.

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Please don't do coke in the bathroom." – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Please don’t do coke in the bathroom.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I love your cock" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

I love your cock

$ 24.90
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Discover our bestselling quote candle: "I love you like a back alley hooker" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack.

$ 24.90
Discover our bestselling quote candle: "Live Laugh Love Don't be a cunt" – handcrafted with love and 100% soy wax. A true original by candle guy.

Live Laugh Love Don’t be a cunt

$ 24.90
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