About candle guy

I get asked all the time how this whole thing started. Pretty simple story: I saw a scented candle in my apartment and thought, “why can’t a candle be more like me?” A little sexy, a little eco-friendly, smell amazing—and always have something funny (and slightly inappropriate) to say.

That’s how candle guy was born.

If you have any questions or feedback, I’d love to hear from you.

Michael James Murphy

You should smell them, look at them—and smile every time you see them. That’s exactly why we make our candles. Our scents create atmosphere without being overpowering, built from carefully crafted fragrance blends.

We use 100% soy wax, a cotton wick, and high-quality fragrance oils. With up to 70 hours of burn time, these candles aren’t just a funny eye-catcher—they’re something you’ll actually enjoy long after the first laugh.

If your space smells amazing and you find yourself smiling every time you look at your candle, then we’ve done exactly what we set out to do.

Let’s be real. We’ve made some damn good candles—and we want you to love them as much as we do. Order them, check them out, light them up, enjoy.

If you feel like they’re not for you, that’s totally fine. Just send them back. No stress, no hassle.

Because at the end of the day, only one thing matters: that you actually love your candle. And if you don’t, you get your money back.

We take responsibility seriously—for people and the environment. That’s why we focus on high-quality materials, thoughtful production, and treating others with respect. Tolerance and diversity aren’t just buzzwords to us—they’re part of everything we do.

And yeah, our sayings can be a little provocative. Sometimes even push the line. But they’re never meant to hurt—they come from humor, lightness, and the intention to make someone genuinely smile.