Themes
We have candles for every theme—love, sex, entertainment, and more. All candles are made of 100% soy wax. Our high-quality essential oils guarantee a long burn time and deliver an intense yet soothing fragrance.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Order & Shipping
We usually process your order within 1–3 business days.
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes around 3–7 business days, depending on your location.
As soon as your package is on the way, we’ll send you a shipping confirmation email with tracking information.
Standard shipping is $5.90.
Orders over $59 ship free.
Your exact shipping cost is always shown before you complete checkout.
You’ll receive an email with your tracking information as soon as your order has shipped.
You can also check the current status of your shipment anytime here:
TRACK YOUR ORDER
If you don’t see the shipping confirmation email, please check your spam or promotions folder.
If your order has not shipped yet, you can submit your corrected shipping address here:
CHANGE SHIPPING ADDRESS
Please send the correction as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, we may no longer be able to update the delivery address.
Yes. Eligible tote bags can be returned within 30 days of delivery.
Please contact us before sending anything back. We’ll provide you with the correct return instructions and return address.
Once we receive and inspect your return, your refund will be issued to your original payment method.
Custom-made or personalized products may be excluded from returns.
We’ll take care of it.
If your tote bag arrives damaged, defective, or you received the wrong item, please contact us with your order number and, if possible, a photo of the item.
Depending on the situation, we’ll arrange a replacement or refund.
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About candle guy
candle guy started with a simple idea: everyday products are a lot more fun when they actually have something to say.
It began with scented candles and funny sayings. From there, the idea quickly grew into notebooks, mugs, tote bags, teddy bears and more — all designed to make ordinary products feel a little more personal, unexpected and fun.
Some designs are funny, some are inappropriate, some are personal, and many can be customized with your own text. The goal is always the same: create products people actually want to use, keep, or give to someone else.
If you have any questions, ideas or feedback, feel free to get in touch.
Michael James Murphy
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