New Funny Candles – The Perfect Candle with Saying for Every Occasion

Discover our newest collection of funny candles – the perfect gift for any occasion. Whether you’re looking for a candle with saying that makes you laugh, melts hearts, or raises eyebrows, we’ve got you covered.

From cheeky and naughty messages to romantic and heartfelt notes, each candle with saying is designed to match your mood and humor. Our funny candles are ideal for birthdays, date nights, breakups, or simply to surprise someone with a big smile.

All our candles are made from 100% natural soy wax and enriched with high-quality essential oils, ensuring a long burn time and an intense, pleasant scent.

Explore our range of outrageous, romantic, and downright hilarious candles – because life is too short for boring candles.

Smells like you need some head

$ 24.90

Smells like I miss you

$ 24.90

Let’s get that beard wet.

$ 24.90

You have my heart and my ass.

$ 24.90

You have my heart and my dick.

$ 24.90

I have no gift but I’ll let you unwrap me.

$ 24.90

You’re hotter than this flame.

$ 24.90

Smells like Wifey Material

$ 24.90

Smells like hot mom

$ 24.90

Love yourself harder.

$ 24.90

Unattached and unbothered.

$ 24.90

Single by choice. Horny by nature.

$ 24.90

Single. Not sorry.

$ 24.90

Alone, not lonely.

$ 24.90

Sorry for menstruating in your place.

$ 24.90

Smells like Diddy Party

$ 24.90

No Diddy

$ 24.90

Light me for Diddy Party

$ 24.90

Thanks for making me drip.

$ 24.90

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Thanks for making me wet.

$ 24.90

Sorry your bed’s been through stuff.

$ 24.90

Sorry your couch has seen things.

$ 24.90

Sorry for getting your towel pregnant.

$ 24.90

Sorry I left DNA in your apartment.

$ 24.90

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married

$ 24.90

Fuck me before life does

$ 24.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Bonfire for singles.” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Bonfire for singles.

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Campfire for singles.” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Campfire for singles.

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Bonfire” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Bonfire

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Campfire” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Campfire

$ 14.90

Bestseller

Citronella candle with the quote “Please don't fuck on the porch.” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Please don’t fuck on the porch.

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Please don't fuck on the balcony.” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Please don’t fuck on the balcony.

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Please don't do coke on my balcony.” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Please don’t do coke on my balcony.

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Please don't do coke on my porch.” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Please don’t do coke on my porch.

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Not your sex balcony.” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Not your sex balcony.

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Fuck inside. Light outside.” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Fuck inside. Light outside.

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Stay the hell off my lawn!” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Stay the hell off my lawn!

$ 14.90

Bestseller

Citronella candle with the quote “Pro Bug Violence” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Pro Bug Violence

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “This candle blocks winged cockblocks” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | This candle blocks winged cockblocks

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Less scratching, more fucking” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Less scratching, more fucking

$ 14.90

Bestseller

Citronella candle with the quote “Not tonight, itchy little fucks” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Not tonight, itchy little fucks

$ 14.90

Bestseller

Citronella candle with the quote “Not today, tiny vampires” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Not today, tiny vampires

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Smells Like Dead Bugs” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Smells Like Dead Bugs

$ 14.90

Bestseller

Citronella candle with the quote “Buzz Killer” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Buzz Killer

$ 14.90

Citronella candle with the quote “Dead Bug Machine” in a white jar with black lid – studio shot

Citronella Candle | Dead Bug Machine

$ 14.90

Bonfire for singles.

$ 24.90

Campfire for singles.

$ 24.90

Bonfire

$ 24.90

Campfire

$ 24.90

Please don’t fuck on the porch.

$ 24.90

Please don’t fuck on the balcony.

$ 24.90

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Order & Shipping

How long does the shipping take?

All orders are processed the next business day. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. After we've shipped your candle USPS usually delivers within 2 - 3 business days.

How much is shipping?

Free shipping on alle orders over $59
Shipping is $4.90

How can I pay?

You can choose between different payment methods like PayPal, AmazonPay, credit card, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Afterpay.

How do I return a candle?

Returns are always free of charge.
We hope you like our candle guy scented candles. If for any reason you are not satisfied or don't like the scent, you have the option to return the candles to us within 30 days of receipt for a full refund.

Candles

What kind of wax are your candles made of?

Our candles are made of soy wax and are therefore completely environmental friendly and vegan. Unlike other manufacturers, our candles are made from 100% soy wax (no blend).

How long do the candles burn?

Our 9oz candles burn up to 70 hours. Please read our candle care instructions.

CANDLE CARE

What ingredients are in the candle?

We only use natural ingredients, with high-quality essential oils and the very best herbs. In our scented candles are no dyes or other additives. 100% pure nature.

Where do you produce your candles?

We produce all candles in California. Each fragrance recipe is individually mixed by us and the candles are poured by hand.

When should a candle be burned?

We recommend using the candle within a year. Otherwise, the intensity of the fragrance may be affected.

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100 % ORGANIC AND VEGAN

Our scented candles are vegan and made from organic soy wax. None of our products have or ever will be tested on animals.

HANDMADE WITH LOVING CARE

Our candles are handmade with the utmost care. Every candle – and every fragrance – is unique.

NATURAL INGREDIENTS ONLY

We only use natural ingredients, with high-quality essential oils and the very best herbs.

SPECIAL AND UNIQUE

Blend your favorite scent with an appealing design to create your very own scented candle!

About the King of Funny Candles

Michael Murphy, founder of Candle Guy, sitting next to a table with handmade scented candles featuring cheeky quotes in glass jars.

I am the original candle guy.

Time and again, people ask me how I came up with the idea for candle guy. The story is simple: I saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered “Why can’t that candle be like me?” Sexy, environmentally-focused, appealing to the senses, and the right combination of funny and inappropriate. From there, candle guy was born.

If you have any question or feedback feel free to contact me!

Michael James Murphy

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New Funny Candles – The Perfect Candle with Saying for Every Occasion

Why people love our funny candles

Questions and Answers

Order & Shipping

How long does the shipping take?

How much is shipping?

How can I pay?

How do I return a candle?

Candles

What kind of wax are your candles made of?

How long do the candles burn?

What ingredients are in the candle?

Where do you produce your candles?

When should a candle be burned?

The Best Place to Get a Funny Candle

100 % ORGANIC AND VEGAN

HANDMADE WITH LOVING CARE

NATURAL INGREDIENTS ONLY

SPECIAL AND UNIQUE

About the King of Funny Candles

I am the original candle guy.

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