$ 19.90
✓ Funny everyday tote made from 100% natural cotton canvas
✓ Durable handles for comfortable everyday carrying
✓ Roomy 15″ × 16″ (38.1 × 40.6 cm) size
✓ A funny gift — or keep it for yourself
Your tote bag will be delivered in 3–7 days
Ready to gift
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30-day returns
Carry “Tomorrow Isn’t Promised Be a Hoe Today” everywhere with this sturdy, reusable tote bag. Made from 100% natural cotton canvas, it has durable self-fabric handles and room for everyday essentials.
Measures 15″ × 16″ (38.1 × 40.6 cm). Spot clean only. Do not bleach, line dry, and do not iron directly over the print.
Some gifts are useful. Some gifts are funny. This one manages to be both.
Give it on its own or fill it with their favorite things. Either way, the bag won’t end up forgotten in a drawer five minutes later.
Your tote bag is made and prepared for shipping within 24 hours. No long waiting times — just fast, reliable delivery.
Shipping it as a gift? No problem. You can send your tote bag directly to the recipient — simple and convenient. No invoice or anything attached.
From funny and bold to personal and meaningful — explore over 1,000 designs and find the perfect item for any occasion.
A tote bag doesn’t have to be boring.
This one gives you plenty of room for groceries, work stuff, books, errands and everything else you somehow end up carrying around — with a little more personality than your average canvas bag.
Grab it for shopping, work, errands, travel or whenever you need an extra bag.
The 15″ × 16″ size gives you space for everyday essentials — and all the other stuff you probably didn’t need to bring.
Made from 100% natural cotton canvas with durable handles for easy everyday carrying.
candle guy started with a simple idea: everyday products are a lot more fun when they actually have something to say.
It began with scented candles and funny sayings. From there, the idea quickly grew into notebooks, mugs, tote bags, teddy bears and more — all designed to make ordinary products feel a little more personal, unexpected and fun.
Some designs are funny, some are inappropriate, some are personal, and many can be customized with your own text. The goal is always the same: create products people actually want to use, keep, or give to someone else.
If you have any questions, ideas or feedback, feel free to get in touch.
Michael James Murphy
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We usually process your order within 1–3 business days.
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes around 3–7 business days, depending on your location.
As soon as your package is on the way, we’ll send you a shipping confirmation email with tracking information.
Standard shipping is $5.90.
Orders over $59 ship free.
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Yes. Eligible tote bags can be returned within 30 days of delivery.
Please contact us before sending anything back. We’ll provide you with the correct return instructions and return address.
Once we receive and inspect your return, your refund will be issued to your original payment method.
Custom-made or personalized products may be excluded from returns.
We’ll take care of it.
If your tote bag arrives damaged, defective, or you received the wrong item, please contact us with your order number and, if possible, a photo of the item.
Depending on the situation, we’ll arrange a replacement or refund.
Our tote bags are made from 100% natural cotton canvas with a fabric weight of 6 oz/yd².
The material is lightweight enough for everyday use while still feeling sturdy and durable.
Each tote bag measures approximately 15″ × 16″ (38.1 × 40.6 cm).
That gives you plenty of room for groceries, books, work essentials, shopping, travel items — and all the other stuff you end up carrying around.
Yes.
The tote features durable self-fabric cotton handles designed for easy everyday carrying.
They make the bag simple to grab for shopping, errands, work, travel or wherever your day takes you.
Pretty much anything that fits.
Use it for groceries, shopping, books, work, errands, travel, gym gear or as a reusable everyday bag.
It’s practical enough for daily use and funny enough to have a little more personality than your average tote.
Yes.
The cotton canvas construction makes it a reusable alternative to disposable shopping bags and a practical bag you can use again and again.
To keep the print and fabric looking their best, we recommend gentle cleaning whenever possible.
Avoid harsh detergents, bleach and high heat.
For small marks, spot cleaning is usually the easiest option.
Definitely.
It combines a funny design with something people can actually use, which makes it an easy gift for friends, coworkers, partners or family.
And if you’d rather keep it for yourself, we fully support that too.
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