Teddy Bear | Unemotional Support

$ 29.90

✓ Soft plush teddy bear with a removable printed T-shirt
✓ Funny, cute and made to stand out
✓ Approx. 11.8″ tall
✓ A memorable gift for birthdays and more

Your teddy bear will be delivered in 3–7 days.

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Sweet on the outside. Slightly less sweet once you read the shirt.

Our plush teddy bear combines classic cuddly looks with humor you actually want to give as a gift. Made from soft polyester plush with PP cotton filling, the bear measures approximately 11.8″ × 6″ × 4″ and comes in one size. Its printed T-shirt is removable.

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Cute, Funny, and Made Personal

At first glance, it’s an adorable teddy bear. Then they read the shirt.

That combination of cute and unexpected is exactly what makes it so much fun to give — whether the message is sweet, funny, slightly inappropriate, or an inside joke only the two of you understand.

And if you want to make it truly one of a kind, you can personalize the T-shirt with your own text.

Add your own text to the removable T-shirt and turn an already funny teddy bear into something completely personal.

Cute enough to make them smile, unexpected enough to make them laugh, and personal enough to be remembered.

Birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, inside jokes, congratulations, apologies or absolutely no reason at all — there’s always an excuse for a funny teddy bear.

More Than Just a Funny Message

The joke might get the first laugh, but the bear is made to stick around.

With soft plush fabric, fluffy PP cotton filling and a classic teddy bear shape, it’s just as at home on a bed, shelf or desk as it is wrapped up as a gift.

At approximately 11.8″ tall, it’s big enough to stand out without taking over the room.

Made from 100% polyester plush with soft PP cotton filling for that classic cuddly teddy bear feel.

Measuring approximately 11.8″ × 6″ × 4″, the teddy is large enough to make an impression while still fitting easily on a bed, shelf or desk.

The polyester T-shirt can be removed and hand washed separately, making it easy to care for while keeping the printed design looking its best.

Why people love our funny teddy bears

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Jesse Oct 01, 2026
he loved the bear makes great gift
Jessica Morgan Sep 27, 2026
I bought this teddy for my niece's birthday. She hugged it immediately and carried it around for the rest of the day.
Brian Cooper Sep 11, 2026
It arrived in great condition and was packed neatly. The teddy is soft, cute and looks exactly like I hoped.
Hannah Price Sep 03, 2026
This was a gift for my girlfriend. She genuinely laughed at the message and now keeps the teddy on her nightstand.
Samantha Kelly Aug 26, 2026
I chose it because I wanted something funny but still sweet. It ended up being exactly that and felt more thoughtful than a generic gift.
Matthew Gray Aug 17, 2026
The teddy is very soft and the size is nice for a small gift. The shirt fits well and the printing is centered.
Olivia Ward Aug 09, 2026
I was looking for a small personalized anniversary gift. This worked perfectly and didn't feel overly cheesy.
Christopher Bell Jul 29, 2026
The person I gave it to started laughing before she even finished reading the shirt. Definitely one of the better gifts I've ordered online.
Kayla Simmons Jul 15, 2026
My only concern was whether it would feel worth the price. After seeing the quality and personalization in person, I think it does.

About candle guy

About candle guy

candle guy started with a simple idea: everyday products are a lot more fun when they actually have something to say.

It began with scented candles and funny sayings. From there, the idea quickly grew into notebooks, mugs, tote bags, teddy bears and more — all designed to make ordinary products feel a little more personal, unexpected and fun.

Some designs are funny, some are inappropriate, some are personal, and many can be customized with your own text. The goal is always the same: create products people actually want to use, keep, or give to someone else.

If you have any questions, ideas or feedback, feel free to get in touch.

Michael James Murphy

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We usually process your order within 1–3 business days.

Once your order ships, delivery typically takes around 3–7 business days, depending on your location.

As soon as your package is on the way, we’ll send you a shipping confirmation email with tracking information.

Standard shipping is $5.90.

Orders over $59 ship free.

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Yes. Eligible tote bags can be returned within 30 days of delivery.

Please contact us before sending anything back. We’ll provide you with the correct return instructions and return address.

Once we receive and inspect your return, your refund will be issued to your original payment method.

Custom-made or personalized products may be excluded from returns.

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If your tote bag arrives damaged, defective, or you received the wrong item, please contact us with your order number and, if possible, a photo of the item.

Depending on the situation, we’ll arrange a replacement or refund.

Teddy Bears

The teddy bear measures approximately 11.8″ × 6″ × 4″ (30 × 15 × 10 cm).

It comes in one size only.

The bear is made from 100% polyester plush with soft PP cotton filling.

The removable T-shirt is made from polyester.

Yes.

Personalization is available on the removable T-shirt only.

Depending on the design, you can add your own text to make the bear even more personal.

Yes.

The teddy bear comes with a removable T-shirt, which makes it easy to handle and care for separately.

The removable T-shirt should be hand washed only.

For the plush bear itself, we recommend gentle spot cleaning when needed.

Avoid bleach, harsh detergents, and high heat.

Absolutely.

It combines a cute plush teddy bear with funny sayings and optional personalization, making it a memorable gift for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, inside jokes, or just because.

The teddy bear is shipped in a clear poly bag to help protect it during transport.

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