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Citronella Candle | Not tonight, itchy little fucks
candle guy® Anti-Mosquito Candle
$ 14.90
LIMITED TIME ONLY! Funny citronella candle "Not tonight, itchy little fucks" for your balcony, patio & garden. The perfect anti-mosquito candle – all-natural, outdoor-ready & a top gift idea!
✓ Citronella candle – available for a limited time only
✓ 100% soy wax – burns clean and long (up to 50 hours)
✓ With essential citronella oil – natural mosquito repellent
✓ Natural, vegan & cruelty-free
✓ Hand-poured with lots of love
✓ Funny gift idea for summer
✓ Dimensions: 9oz | 3.3″ tall | 3″ wide
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No other citronella candle burns longer.
No other citronella candle with a quote lasts as long as one from candle guy. Our outdoor scented candles combine the best of both worlds: practical mosquito protection with essential citronella oil and a funny quote that upgrades any gift or patio. With up to 50 hours of burn time, this candle offers long-lasting enjoyment and sets the mood for summer evenings—whether you're grilling, in the garden, or on the balcony.
Our citronella candles are made from 100% sustainable soy wax that burns clean, slow, and without soot. Unlike paraffin candles, which are petroleum-based, soy wax is plant-based, vegan, and biodegradable—better for you and better for the planet. The essential oils in our candles come from natural sources and effectively repel mosquitoes—without artificial additives or harsh chemicals.
The coolest citronella candles with quotes
Our candle guy citronella quote candles are more than just scented candles – they’re small statements for summer. Whether it’s a garden party, a porch hangout, or lakeside camping: these candles not only create a pleasant scent but also keep annoying mosquitoes away. And they do it in style! Each quote is carefully chosen – cheeky, sweet, or hilarious – but always original. With tons of different quotes, there’s something for every vibe and occasion.
Many of our customers tell us how candle guy candles became a real conversation starter – on a first date, at a summer dinner with friends, or as a funny gift with real purpose. Because who wants to be bugged by insects when the weather is finally nice?
Our candles fit perfectly in any outdoor scene—whether it’s an urban balcony or a romantic garden. They look amazing and do good too: for the planet, your mood, and against mosquitoes. Soy wax, natural oils, handmade and humorous – that’s candle guy.
The best anti-mosquito candle – handmade, effective, legendary
If you're looking for a premium citronella scented candle with a quote that truly delivers – you’re in the right place with candle guy. Our outdoor candles stand for no-compromise quality: 100% natural soy wax, high-grade essential citronella oils, no paraffin, dyes, or synthetic additives – all wrapped in cool design with unique quotes.
The effect? Convincing. Essential citronella oil has been used for centuries as a natural mosquito repellent. It masks the scents that attract bugs, helping you enjoy your summer evenings carefree and bite-free.
But our candles do more than protect. They smell wonderfully fresh and lemony, creating a cozy atmosphere in any room or garden – and thanks to the minimalist jars and stylish labels, they fit into any setting. Each candle is a small work of art made with care, sustainability, and humor.
FAQ About Our Citronella Candles
🦟 Does citronella really work against mosquitoes?
Yes! Citronella oil has been used for decades as a natural insect repellent. Its lemony scent masks the human scents that attract mosquitoes, helping keep them away. Our candle guy citronella candles are enriched with high-quality essential citronella oil and are perfect for gardens, balconies, or camping.
🕯️ How long does a candle guy citronella candle burn?
Our candles are made from 100% soy wax, which burns extremely slowly and evenly. You can expect a burn time of up to 70 hours – much longer than conventional candles. That means many mosquito-free summer evenings with a lovely scent.
🌱 Are the citronella candles vegan and eco-friendly?
Absolutely! Our candles contain no paraffin, no animal ingredients, and no artificial colors or fragrances. We use pure soy wax, essential oils, and handcrafting – for a sustainable, vegan, and cruelty-free product that's good for you and the environment.
🎁 Can I give citronella candles with quotes as gifts?
Of course! With tons of different quotes, you're sure to find the perfect message – whether it’s funny, loving, or cheeky. Our citronella candles are not just practical but also eye-catching and the perfect summer gift for friends, family, neighbors, or coworkers.
🔥 Can I use the candle indoors?
Candle guy citronella candles are optimized for outdoor use but can also be used in well-ventilated indoor areas. Thanks to the natural ingredients, you can use them inside too – for example, on a windowsill. The scent is intense but not artificial or overpowering.
About the Creator of the Funny Candles
I am the original candle guy.
Time and again, people ask me how I came up with the idea for candle guy. The story is simple: I saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered “Why can’t that candle be like me?” Sexy, environmentally-focused, appealing to the senses, and the right combination of funny and inappropriate. From there, candle guy was born.
If you have any question or feedback feel free to contact me!
Michael James Murphy
ContactThousands of Happy Customers
Why Choose Candle Guy Anti-Mosquito Candles
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