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A birthday gift that actually gets a laugh
If you want a gift that gets a real reaction, this candle does the job. “Happy Birthday! Only Sluts Are Born In January.” says exactly what it needs to say right away, which is what makes it fun to give and even better to get.
For Birthday, the best gifts usually aren’t the biggest ones. They’re the ones that feel personal, make people laugh, or instantly feel like the right fit. That’s exactly where this candle works.
It’s an easy gift idea for friends, family, or a partner when you want something that feels personal without overcomplicating it.
Make It a Moment They Won’t Forget
That look. The laughter. That one moment when they open your gift — it’s priceless.
A little bold, a little unexpected, and never boring. That’s why candle guy candles make gifts people actually remember.
With over 1,000 designs, you’ll always find the perfect one.
Ships within 24 hours
Your candle is made and prepared for shipping within 24 hours. No long waiting times — just fast, reliable delivery.
Send directly to the recipient
Shipping it as a gift? No problem. You can send your candle directly to the recipient — simple and convenient. No invoice or anything attached.
1,000+ designs to choose from
From funny and bold to personal and meaningful — explore over 1,000 designs and find the perfect candle for any occasion.
A Gift They’ll Actually Love
Not just a quick laugh when they open it — it’s something they’ll enjoy long after.
With premium fragrances, up to 70 hours of burn time, and 100% soy wax, this is more than just a funny gift — it’s one they’ll keep coming back to.
Long burn time
Up to 70 hours of burn time — so your gift lasts and can be enjoyed again and again.
Premium ingredients
Made with 100% soy wax and high-quality fragrance oils for a clean, even burn.
Amazing scents
Designed to fill the room with a pleasant, noticeable scent — without being overwhelming.
Why people love our funny candles
About the King of Funny Candles
I am the original candle guy.
Time and again, people ask me how I came up with the idea for candle guy. The story is simple: I saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered “Why can’t that candle be like me?” Sexy, environmentally-focused, appealing to the senses, and the right combination of funny and inappropriate. From there, candle guy was born.
If you have any question or feedback feel free to contact me!
Michael James Murphy
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Questions and Answers
Order & Shipping
How long does the shipping take?
All orders are processed the next business day. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. After we've shipped your candle USPS usually delivers within 2 - 3 business days.
How much is shipping?
Free shipping on alle orders over $59
Shipping is $4.90
How can I pay?
You can choose between different payment methods like PayPal, AmazonPay, credit card, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Afterpay.
How do I return a candle?
Returns are always free of charge.
We hope you like our candle guy scented candles. If for any reason you are not satisfied or don't like the scent, you have the option to return the candles to us within 30 days of receipt for a full refund.
Candles
What kind of wax are your candles made of?
Our candles are made of soy wax and are therefore completely environmental friendly and vegan. Unlike other manufacturers, our candles are made from 100% soy wax (no blend).
What ingredients are in the candle?
We only use natural ingredients, with high-quality essential oils and the very best herbs. In our scented candles are no dyes or other additives. 100% pure nature.
Where do you produce your candles?
We produce all candles in California. Each fragrance recipe is individually mixed by us and the candles are poured by hand.
When should a candle be burned?
We recommend using the candle within a year. Otherwise, the intensity of the fragrance may be affected.
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