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Candle with Saying | Have a nice poop.
Candle with Saying | I hope this shit smells better than the shit I put you through.
Candle with Saying | I’m so glad your mom didn’t swallow you.
Candle with Saying | My last fuck… Oh look it’s on fire!
Candle with Saying | I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
Candle with Saying | Please don’t do drugs in the bathroom.
Candle with Saying | Wash your fucking hands.
Candle with Saying | 50% namaste 50% go fuck yourself
Candle with Saying | Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Candle with Saying | Fart.
Candle with Saying | My last nerve. Oh look, it’s on fire.
Candle with Saying | Smells like not my fucking problem.
Candle with Saying | Light me after you poop.
Candle with Saying | Vagitarian
Candle with Saying | You suck less than most people.
Candle with Saying | Not today Satan
Candle with Saying | I’m not sick of you yet.
Candle with Saying | Namaste Bitch
Candle with Saying | Bless this shitshow of a home.
Candle with Saying | I’m so glad your weird matches my weird.
Candle with Saying | Light before you shit.
Candle with Saying | Coat my throat.
Candle with Saying | I like avoiding people with you.
Candle with Saying | I can’t wait to poop in your new toilet.
